Anonymous asked: Following u on instagram. U are a hottie. Do u hve a bf? Can i get in on that?
Yeh I got a bf but you can continue to like all my photos and admire me from a-very-far
Living life in the fat lane
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013
Bra off, pjs on. My weekend has started.
I feel u